This is an ooc post
im sick
been sick two weeks
watched an episode of young justice
wanna see avengers
obsessing over gay superhero porn
does anybody wanna play the secy superhero out to catch my master thief?
he’s cute, ginger with shittons of freckles, and has the magical ability to vanish at will
My skype is ‘strayscream’ if youre interested
please im lonely

armaphilia:

Barrett M98B .338 Lapua Magnum

gunrunnerhell:

OA-93 (This is a unique AR pistol because it lacks the buffer tube. The charging handle is atop the receiver where the carry handle would normally be, instead of the rear of the receiver. Olympic Arms claims they were the first to create the AR pistol with the OA-93. Buddy of mine had one but sold it to buy a SCAR; I never got to shoot it so I can’t comment. Some people claim Olympic Arms is the poor man’s AR company but I think this is more brand loyalty and fanboy-ism is the super competitive AR market.)

clockworksexual answered your question: Bro number 2.  Maybe I should make a sideblog for…

you have a problem

Oh shush you’re just jelly.

sardonicpuppeteer:

Sometimes I remember that there are people who actively try to gain my approval.

Then I reflect on myself and whatever I’m doing at the moment.
Right now, I’m high off my ass and sitting around with one hand down my Rarity boxers as I eat Cheetos and think about buying a pair of two thousand dollar women’s shoes that I would wear once and forget about.

Why is my approval something that you would desire.

Why.

AND THEN HE LOST CONNECTION.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

xxdebbixx started following you

Hello!  We’re sorry, Jaden Harley can’t come to the phone right now, but his fourth wall will be glad to take a message in between spamming people with stupid trollmegle logs and god knows what else they find!

DYING

I AM DYING I TELL YOU

throughtheflurryoftheflames replied to your post: In one Trollplay window: A Bro who’s taking Dave up on his proposition. In the other: A Bro who’s officially grounding Dave forever and chaining him up in his room if he has to to keep him from leaving the apartment.

((I always freak out when I open up trollplay. I just /know/ my Eridan is shitty and I’m like ‘FUQ I WILL BE JUDGED’ and close the tab :I :I :I : I :I ))

Shit didn’t see this until just now

Dude, I get judged all the time.  I’m pretty sure I’m annoying the fuck out of several people because nine times out of ten they dump me without even responding, and eventually I started getting messages like “ARE YOU SERIOUSLY THE ONLY FUCKING PERSON ON THE SERVER RIGHT NOW” and “NOT YOU AGAIN”.

Karkats really seem to hate Daddykink!Dave for some reason.  Lulz.

And that’s not including the people who apparently think I’m just some random person who doesn’t even know Homestuck?  Like, when I was on Omegle with that prompt, I got a response that went “Next time take off the Homestuck tag before you flirt with people”, and then before that on Trollmegle I got a reply like “HELLO THERE RANDOM PERSON WHO CLEARLY DOESN’T KNOW WHAT HOMESTUCK IS…”  Both dumped me immediately after making these statements.

It’s not about being good or bad, it’s about not giving a shit, because otherwise you don’t find the like, three or four people who are awesome and would love to play with you out of the hundred or so douchewaffles who are rude as fuck.

I’M SO SORRY JOHN

http://trollmegle.net/logs/1593130.html

Okay no I highly doubt this actually is but that last line about smoking all the weed made me think of you.

I’d post a copy/pasted picture but the log is kinda too long.

Tonight is the best night.

See this is what I meant by annoying people by doing this too much

I’ve been thinking about switching to playing John Egbert though and greeting everyone with “i love my daddy!” and seeing how many people flip their shit.